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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
I am the captain of my faith; I am the master of my soul
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
(via cas-get-into-my-ass)
this has over 90 notes I AM SO HAPPY FOR ME
(via behindahazelbranch)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
(via brittanykicksnoobs)
OMG Fred will live only four years more and George will lose him. And his ear.
No, Harry, you idiot, he loves you and he’s the most loyal godfather in the world, you just don’t understand, open your mind you little twat.
We all know she reminds you of Lily, and you are angry now because you think that the one who betrayed them -apart from you, of course- is free and wants to kill Lily’s son, who by the way reminds you painfully of the man who stole her from you and who used to bully you…
MY POOR BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, HERE, LET ME HUG YOU, THERE THERE, HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER, THERE THERE, HAVE MY JUMPER, I DON’T NEED IT, LET ME BUY YOU SOME CLOTHES, YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING OF
I still don’t know why am I reading THIS BLOODY BOOK OF FEELINGS
“At this point, I’d like to remind you there are no refunds.”
Must posses this magnificent item
(via fatart)
I just want to take naps, and deep baths, and be angry at patriarchy, and look at baby animal pictures. everything else is pointless.
(via goingtonewhaven)